Check out this Center Hold

Welcome to the Terrordome, ladies and gentlemen. Or mostly friends of mine I’ve made come to this site to read my marginally insightful musings on political pander, the Venture Brothers, Purple Drank, and Robert Kamuyu (a vicious African dictator for the uninformed).

I’m dubbing this interweb complaining sphere Center Hold because of two things. I’m a realist, and as a realist I lean towards the center of the political spectrum, and I lean towards the center of the political spectrum, I also read porn. Hence “Center Hold.”

We’re all in this together. So let’s see if I can educate some of you on how Keith Olbermann is actually Bill O’Reilly’s lovechild with Monica Lewinsky, Doug Feith paid for Arrested Development to be taken off the air because he looked too much like George Michael, where Obama and Hilary’s secret stash of salvia is hidden, and if E-85 fuel’s inefficiency was predicted by Nostradamus (or as he is known today, Iskander Marlantes).

In the meantime, read the paper, cut out the good pictures, and throw away the words. It’s the law goddammit.